[parody/ficlet/cracky thing] Revolutionary Boy Peter

This is for speccygeekgrrl for her CEO day at heroes_exchange. It's so freaking wrong I don't even know where to start.

Oh, wait, yes I do. At the beginning.

Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a little Petrelli, and he was very sad, for his mother and father were both totally bad-ass and manipulative. Before the prince appeared a traveling scientist, riding upon a white horse. The scientist gently wiped the tears from the prince's eyes.

"Little one," he said, "who bears up alone in such deep sorrow, never lose that strength or nobility, even when you grow up. We will meet again. This ring will lead you to me one day."

This was all well and good, but so impressed was the little Petrelli by him that he vowed to become a superhero one day and save the world. But was that really such a good idea?

( Revolutionary Boy Peter: Episode One )