tiptoe39

I swear, this game is the crossover crack fic from heaven. <3
Today I took Angela and Uther to the mall, and got... yeah, you guessed it, CRACK.

( Let's start with a little Petrelli cheesecake, just because we can. )

Now for the main event. Angela's been making friends with Uther lately and I've had the wicked idea to couple them up. So today Angela invited her friend out to the mall, where, oddly enough, Uther's own son was there hanging out with young Lyle Bennet. Yeah, that's enough to make me start thinking bad things.

( Onward we go. )


( And this, my friends, is where the madness begins. )

OK, I went and created my Fringe Sims.



They did NOT have an auspicious first day.

( When Walter calls Olivia crazy, you know things are going badly. IMAGE HEAVY! )

sims pictures behind cut

( torchwood and tardis families )

Aren't they shamefully bad?

Lots and lots and lots more images and goofy captions behind the cut.

( I'm not as good at making Petrellis as I am Parkman-Suresh-Walkers )

I've also done the Bennets and have reams more screencaps but that's plenty for one post.

Callout to Vortex people: My new character (Filmmaker!Zach) is approved. I'd love to start brainstorming storylines with you all. Here are my bunnies:

1) Zach's project is that he wants to document decisive evidence that the paranormal exists. he's heard there's a dragon in the city. Once he starts seeing powers and things, it'll be a judgment call for him to decide whether to film them/share them. He may have to really care about people in order to keep their secret, so I'd like that struggle; also, lots of storylines can happen involving incriminating videotapes.

2) He remembers Claire, and he remembers her having to deal with something, but he doesn't remember what it is. He's also likely to freak out if he runs into the Haitian. He's in search of his missing memories. Whether or not he finds out what happened with her before or after he "sees" powers will have a big influence on whether he is confronted with the #1 dilemma above.

3) Of course I want him to have some adorkable teen romances with or without prettyboy!sex, lots of soap opera. Petrellis don't have a corner on the musical-beds market, or at least they SHOULDN'T. :D

If you think you have an idea for how we an play, please, please, please drop a line! I have horrible luck with asking people to join me, and I really don't want to bring him in if I don't have something to do with him. Thank you thank you thank you!!!

Every year I write some Christmas Carols based on whatever I happen to be into at the time. Last year it was Buffy, the year before Gravi, the year before that HYD. This year, it's City of Heroes. Let's start with a guest carol, written by hedgehog39. I think you'll agree it's hysterical.

( Grinding Mobs, to the tune of Jingle Bells )

My offerings:


The 1st level hero
Is most likely to be
Hanging around Coyote.

The 2nd level hero
Is most likely to be
Getting his first contact
and a'slummin' around Galaxy.

The 3rd level hero
Is most likely to be
Beatin' up some Hellions,
Trying his first door mish,
and begging to all: "PL me!"

The 4th level hero
Is most likely to be
In the Atlas red zone,
on a team,
begging for a rez,
and streethunting for some XP.

The 5th level hero
Is most likely to be
Dead In Kings Row!
Totally outclassed,
on his face,
Licking up the dirt,
and transported back to Galaxy.

The 6th level hero
Is most likely to be
Heading for the Hollows
(Pool Power Time!)
Meeting David Wincott,
in a jam
Aggro'ing 2 mobs,
And ready to call a taxi.

The 7th level hero
Is most likely to be
Stocked up with Awakens,
In Electric Eel's lair,
Knee Deep In Trolls!
Looking for some Dyne,
far in debt,
Avoiding the Thorns,
And still dreaming of getting TP.


( Oh Little Town of Paragon )

There are, of course, other offerings, such as "The Little Scrapper Boy" and "Raiders We Have Killed on High," and of course, "'Brains,' The Herald Reaper Sings." But the piece de resistance is the following little ditty (which will be funnier if you frequent the CoH forums)...

( Good King Statesman )

We do parties, Bar Mitzvahs, etc. etc. etc. Good night everybody.