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In which I introduce the Torchwood family...

More below the cut!!!

First, a visit back to the Paresh household:

All is well in paradise.

This family really loves the bathroom. Now they're reading stories in there.

"Fuck you and your teddy-bear shit, why are we sitting in the bathroom?"

"I must ponder my father's research. Half-naked."

Now on to Casa Torchwood... (Yes, of course I named the house the Hub!)

Owen chats Jack up on their mutual favorite subject.

Classic Owen bitchfais.

Tosh flirts shamelessly with Owen.

"What is this? HET? I have to watch HET in my own living room? Yecch!"

Ianto's mind is on its usual single track.

Although practicing his badassery with Gwen is never a bad thing.

Stoppit, you're making Tosh jealous!

"So Matt, I hear you once stole a bag of diamonds."

"Did I tell you about the time I kissed a chick?"

Owen is nonplussed cause Tosh can't cook.

I attempt to make Ianto flirt with Jack...

And it fails miserably.

Owen: "Hey Ianto, why don't we sneak up on Jack and paint makeup all over his face?"

Lolarity ensues.

Meanwhile, without my having to lift a deus ex machina finger, Ianto and Jack climb into bed together and spend the whole evening talking. Isn't that just like those two??

Obligatory Tosh cheesecake.

"This is a REALLY weird house."

Meanwhile, Owen thinks of Tosh... and Jack and Ianto are still chatting.

Owen & Gwen bitchfight over the bathroom.

Matt and Owen discuss the massive downhill dive that is their love lives.

Tosh falls asleep on the job. As usual.

A lively dinnertime discussion of everyone's faaavorite topic.

Now for a few dispatches from the Petrelli and Bennet households:

D'awwww. I have to say, I think my Peter looks remarkably good.

Like I said in the cut text, I think Lyle's gay. He brought home Ralph Martinez, who looks like the pool boy from Legally Blonde. Upon getting in the door, Ralph bitchfights with Claire, who goes off crying, and then they dance.