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If you want to play, it works like this:
1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or if you can’t pick 100, as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites. (My addition: If you can't decide, try picking a random number and challenging yourself!)
1) Abduction as seduction (beloved captives)
2) Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)
3) Adrenaline and crises (pre-, mid-, or post-crisis sex; speed-freaks or adrenaline junkies; near-death experiences; the shadow of impending death--hours, minutes, or moments; see also Situational engineering)
4) Anonymous sex (clubbing; glory-holes; alley sex; alien fertility rituals; one-night stands)
5) Aristocracy (aristocratic behaviors, characteristics, and/or identity; chivalry and noblesse oblige; royal blood; elegance or effeteness; dignity; royal courts or castles; imperial cultures; Greco-Roman classicism; dynastic families; gentlemen; aristocrat pairings with houseboys, stable-boys, or secretaries)
6) Attention (singling someone out; treating someone specially in front of others; making a point of showing respect to or interest in someone who doesn't usually receive it; observing, studying, or analyzing someone to understand them)
7) AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)
8) Bar and club scenes (dancing, cruising, etc)
9) Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools; see also Washing; Shower sex)
10) Beauty (movie-star looks; unearthly beauty; a character who is highly desired by many others; beauty as a barrier to approachability or as a cause for comparison and insecurity)
11) Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness)
12) Blindness (see Voyeurism and vision themes)
13) Blow-jobs (oral sex, fellatio)
14) Body swap
15) Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
16) Cinderella stories (rescuing someone from servitude or cruel family; going from rags to riches; Pretty Woman scenarios; fairy-tale romances in general)
17) Climax (e.g., described in detail)
18) Cock and/or ball fetishization (uncircumcised cocks; large cocks; heavy balls; durable erection; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges)
19) Cock worship
20) Coming in one's pants
21) Coming in or on one's partner (in ass or mouth; in hair; on body; on face, i.e., facial)
22) Coming out of the closet (see also Gayness; Orientation issues; Witnesses)
23) Coming quickly (premature ejaculation or knee-jerk reflex response)
24) Coming without being touched
25) Conditioning (taming or breaking a character; training; brainwashing; Stockholm syndrome)
26) Confessions (revelation of love/desire; of other secrets; truth or dare games. deathbed confessions; revealing truths when feverish)
27) Crossovers (characters thrust into other universes; canon universes merged; sex between characters played by same actor)
28) Cunnilingus
29) Cyber themes (cybersex; virtual reality scenarios; e-mail/chatroom interaction, including secret admirer scenarios; see also Techno)
30) Dancing
31) Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; building a family or meeting the family; getting a cat or dog; kidfic)
32) Endearments (see Names)
33) Exhibitionism
34) Face-sitting (straddling for blow-job or cunnilingus)
35) Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)
36) Finger-fucking (as preparation, foreplay, accompaniment, or main act)
37) First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
38) Food (feeding one's partner; romantic dinners; food as foreplay or flirting; food used during sex, such as whipped cream or chocolate)
39) Forbidden pleasures (love affairs or trysts; in general, wanting someone or something that's expressly forbidden)
40) Foreplay
41) Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)
42) Fucking machines
43) Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
44) Getaways (romantic weekends; tropical vacations; ski chalets)
45) Girls (dancing girls; cat-girls; schoolgirls; bishoujo; magical girls; cheerleaders; see also Bad Girls; Good girls)
46) Good boys (law enforcement figures; gentlemen; characters who prompt a desire to corrupt or provoke them, or to get them dirty; priests; prim schoolteachers; angels; nice guys; virtue and nobility in general)
47) Grunge (dirty and sweaty, needing a shower; actual mud/dirt elements in a sex scene)
48) Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses; fists clenching in sheets)
49) Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)
50) Harems or seraglios
51) Heat (hot lazy summer days; steamrooms; sweat-slick skin; tempers rising with the heat; urgent fucking a la Body Heat)
52) Hot spots (a special spot that make someone crazy when stimulated, such as the vampire spot on the neck, the backs of the knees, the inner arms, navel, or earlobes)
53) Immobilization and/or helplessness
54) Intimacy
55) Intoxication and altered states (aphrodisiacs; drugs or alcohol; sex pollen/spores; substances or devices that create arousal, affection, or dependency; speaking or showing the truth while intoxicated; visionary states)
56) Kissing, necking
57) Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)
58) Love and passion (falling in love; love at first sight; one true love; eternal love; unconditional love; star-crossed lovers; tempestuous passions)
59) Magical themes (love spells; magical characters or creatures; magical lands or settings; predictions; curses; possession; fairytales; magical girls; see also Special powers and skills)
60) Multiple orgasms (See also Sexual appetite or excess)
61) Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling; see also Sexual appetite or excess)
62)Neck fetishization (nape of the neck, throat, hickeys, etc)
63) Nipple play or torture
64) Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
65) Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
66) Pornography (magazines and videos; character was previously a porn star or fluffer)
67) Powers of attraction (characters such as sirens and Veelas; vampiric thrall; pheromones; magnetic and charismatic characters in general)
68) Preferential treatment (e.g., making a point of showing respect towards someone when no one else does; showing a soft side only to them)
69) Public displays of affection, PDAs
70) Rimming or tongue-fucking
71) Romance (see Love and passion; Courting; Seduction)
72) Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)
73) Scent as an erotic element
74) Schmoop
75) School themes and fetishization (boarding schools; dojos; scholarly gowns and uniforms; sailor fuku; prep school chic; teacher/student pairings; donnish or professorial characters; prefects/head boys; caning; schoolboy hijinks or sexual discovery; military academies; tutoring and teaching in general; see also Conditioning)
76) Secret identity (superheroes, slayers, immortals, mutants, etc; disguised gender; spies)
77) Seduction (one-on-one; two-on-one; verbal or physical; intense erotic courtship or teasing; see also Courting)
78) Sensory overload or enhancement
79) Sex in public or semi-public places
80) Sex outdoors/outside (in a field; in a rainstorm; with snow falling; on the beach; in a graveyard; in an alley)
81) Sex slaves or mates (concubines, catamites, etc)
82) Sex standing up (including against a wall)
83) Sex with clothes still on or partly on
84) Sexual appetite or excess (hypersexuality, i.e., high sex drive; sex addiction or compulsive behavior; short/no refractory period; multiple orgasms; multiple partners; indiscriminate sex or sluttishness) [probably my fave of all of these!]
85) Sexual discovery (of one's orientation; of new kinds of pleasure; of one's partner)
86) Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
87) Shower sex
88) Simultaneous orgasm
89) Sixty-nine (69)
90) Taste as an erotic element
91) Telepathy (see also Bonds and mental abilities; Special powers and skills)
92) Tentacle sex
93) Threesomes (M/F/M, M/M/M, etc)
94) Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
95) Trapped or stranded together (on another world; on a desert island; in a cave-in; in a cabin during a snowstorm; in an elevator)
96) Urgency for sex (begging to suck cock; desperate to fuck; greedy bottom)
97) Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)
98) Voyeurism and vision themes (character A secretly watches B and C have sex; character A is forced to watch B and C have sex; character A watches character B perform/masturbate; viewing one's beloved in general; taking pictures or video; eye contact, especially as flirting; establishing authority with a look; closing eyes as a trust gesture; character A feeling that character B truly sees him, when no one else does; the quality of light, e.g., characters lit by moonlight or candlelight, or gilded by the setting sun; being in the dark; temporary or permanent blindness; gazes as objectification)
99) Washing (washing one's partner, body or hair; bubble baths; shower scenes; slave service in bath; cleaning/cleansing someone who's been raped, degraded, or who is injured)
100) Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)
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If you want to play, it works like this:
1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or if you can’t pick 100, as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites. (My addition: If you can't decide, try picking a random number and challenging yourself!)
1) Abduction as seduction (beloved captives)
2) Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)
3) Adrenaline and crises (pre-, mid-, or post-crisis sex; speed-freaks or adrenaline junkies; near-death experiences; the shadow of impending death--hours, minutes, or moments; see also Situational engineering)
4) Anonymous sex (clubbing; glory-holes; alley sex; alien fertility rituals; one-night stands)
5) Aristocracy (aristocratic behaviors, characteristics, and/or identity; chivalry and noblesse oblige; royal blood; elegance or effeteness; dignity; royal courts or castles; imperial cultures; Greco-Roman classicism; dynastic families; gentlemen; aristocrat pairings with houseboys, stable-boys, or secretaries)
6) Attention (singling someone out; treating someone specially in front of others; making a point of showing respect to or interest in someone who doesn't usually receive it; observing, studying, or analyzing someone to understand them)
7) AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)
8) Bar and club scenes (dancing, cruising, etc)
9) Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools; see also Washing; Shower sex)
10) Beauty (movie-star looks; unearthly beauty; a character who is highly desired by many others; beauty as a barrier to approachability or as a cause for comparison and insecurity)
11) Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness)
12) Blindness (see Voyeurism and vision themes)
13) Blow-jobs (oral sex, fellatio)
14) Body swap
15) Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
16) Cinderella stories (rescuing someone from servitude or cruel family; going from rags to riches; Pretty Woman scenarios; fairy-tale romances in general)
17) Climax (e.g., described in detail)
18) Cock and/or ball fetishization (uncircumcised cocks; large cocks; heavy balls; durable erection; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges)
19) Cock worship
20) Coming in one's pants
21) Coming in or on one's partner (in ass or mouth; in hair; on body; on face, i.e., facial)
22) Coming out of the closet (see also Gayness; Orientation issues; Witnesses)
23) Coming quickly (premature ejaculation or knee-jerk reflex response)
24) Coming without being touched
25) Conditioning (taming or breaking a character; training; brainwashing; Stockholm syndrome)
26) Confessions (revelation of love/desire; of other secrets; truth or dare games. deathbed confessions; revealing truths when feverish)
27) Crossovers (characters thrust into other universes; canon universes merged; sex between characters played by same actor)
28) Cunnilingus
29) Cyber themes (cybersex; virtual reality scenarios; e-mail/chatroom interaction, including secret admirer scenarios; see also Techno)
30) Dancing
31) Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; building a family or meeting the family; getting a cat or dog; kidfic)
32) Endearments (see Names)
33) Exhibitionism
34) Face-sitting (straddling for blow-job or cunnilingus)
35) Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)
36) Finger-fucking (as preparation, foreplay, accompaniment, or main act)
37) First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
38) Food (feeding one's partner; romantic dinners; food as foreplay or flirting; food used during sex, such as whipped cream or chocolate)
39) Forbidden pleasures (love affairs or trysts; in general, wanting someone or something that's expressly forbidden)
40) Foreplay
41) Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)
42) Fucking machines
43) Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
44) Getaways (romantic weekends; tropical vacations; ski chalets)
45) Girls (dancing girls; cat-girls; schoolgirls; bishoujo; magical girls; cheerleaders; see also Bad Girls; Good girls)
46) Good boys (law enforcement figures; gentlemen; characters who prompt a desire to corrupt or provoke them, or to get them dirty; priests; prim schoolteachers; angels; nice guys; virtue and nobility in general)
47) Grunge (dirty and sweaty, needing a shower; actual mud/dirt elements in a sex scene)
48) Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses; fists clenching in sheets)
49) Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)
50) Harems or seraglios
51) Heat (hot lazy summer days; steamrooms; sweat-slick skin; tempers rising with the heat; urgent fucking a la Body Heat)
52) Hot spots (a special spot that make someone crazy when stimulated, such as the vampire spot on the neck, the backs of the knees, the inner arms, navel, or earlobes)
53) Immobilization and/or helplessness
54) Intimacy
55) Intoxication and altered states (aphrodisiacs; drugs or alcohol; sex pollen/spores; substances or devices that create arousal, affection, or dependency; speaking or showing the truth while intoxicated; visionary states)
56) Kissing, necking
57) Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)
58) Love and passion (falling in love; love at first sight; one true love; eternal love; unconditional love; star-crossed lovers; tempestuous passions)
59) Magical themes (love spells; magical characters or creatures; magical lands or settings; predictions; curses; possession; fairytales; magical girls; see also Special powers and skills)
60) Multiple orgasms (See also Sexual appetite or excess)
61) Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling; see also Sexual appetite or excess)
62)Neck fetishization (nape of the neck, throat, hickeys, etc)
63) Nipple play or torture
64) Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
65) Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
66) Pornography (magazines and videos; character was previously a porn star or fluffer)
67) Powers of attraction (characters such as sirens and Veelas; vampiric thrall; pheromones; magnetic and charismatic characters in general)
68) Preferential treatment (e.g., making a point of showing respect towards someone when no one else does; showing a soft side only to them)
69) Public displays of affection, PDAs
70) Rimming or tongue-fucking
71) Romance (see Love and passion; Courting; Seduction)
72) Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)
73) Scent as an erotic element
74) Schmoop
75) School themes and fetishization (boarding schools; dojos; scholarly gowns and uniforms; sailor fuku; prep school chic; teacher/student pairings; donnish or professorial characters; prefects/head boys; caning; schoolboy hijinks or sexual discovery; military academies; tutoring and teaching in general; see also Conditioning)
76) Secret identity (superheroes, slayers, immortals, mutants, etc; disguised gender; spies)
77) Seduction (one-on-one; two-on-one; verbal or physical; intense erotic courtship or teasing; see also Courting)
78) Sensory overload or enhancement
79) Sex in public or semi-public places
80) Sex outdoors/outside (in a field; in a rainstorm; with snow falling; on the beach; in a graveyard; in an alley)
81) Sex slaves or mates (concubines, catamites, etc)
82) Sex standing up (including against a wall)
83) Sex with clothes still on or partly on
84) Sexual appetite or excess (hypersexuality, i.e., high sex drive; sex addiction or compulsive behavior; short/no refractory period; multiple orgasms; multiple partners; indiscriminate sex or sluttishness) [probably my fave of all of these!]
85) Sexual discovery (of one's orientation; of new kinds of pleasure; of one's partner)
86) Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
87) Shower sex
88) Simultaneous orgasm
89) Sixty-nine (69)
90) Taste as an erotic element
91) Telepathy (see also Bonds and mental abilities; Special powers and skills)
92) Tentacle sex
93) Threesomes (M/F/M, M/M/M, etc)
94) Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
95) Trapped or stranded together (on another world; on a desert island; in a cave-in; in a cabin during a snowstorm; in an elevator)
96) Urgency for sex (begging to suck cock; desperate to fuck; greedy bottom)
97) Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)
98) Voyeurism and vision themes (character A secretly watches B and C have sex; character A is forced to watch B and C have sex; character A watches character B perform/masturbate; viewing one's beloved in general; taking pictures or video; eye contact, especially as flirting; establishing authority with a look; closing eyes as a trust gesture; character A feeling that character B truly sees him, when no one else does; the quality of light, e.g., characters lit by moonlight or candlelight, or gilded by the setting sun; being in the dark; temporary or permanent blindness; gazes as objectification)
99) Washing (washing one's partner, body or hair; bubble baths; shower scenes; slave service in bath; cleaning/cleansing someone who's been raped, degraded, or who is injured)
100) Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)
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Date: 2009-05-13 05:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-05-13 05:05 pm (UTC)Matt/Mohinder, 60/84
Date: 2009-05-13 05:29 pm (UTC)He moans in consent as Matt quietly asks if he's sure. "I wouldn't have offered if I wasn't," Mohinder points out sleepily.
He bites his bottom lip when Matt pushes inside him, already hard again. Mohinder is still slick from the last time and his breath hitches as his body accommodates Matt's girth. They lie side by side leaving little room for anything too hard or taxing; Mohinder silently confesses to being glad for that, too well-fucked already for anything more.
Matt is slow and careful with him, mouth grazing against the curls at the nape of Mohinder's neck as they rut together. His hand strokes Mohinder's hip and Mohinder's hand joins it, their fingers entwining. Each long, slow thrust inside him brings a dull, tingling pleasure; he isn't hard and can't be, but it almost feels better this way. Matt's breath comes in short, shallow puffs before long and the twisted whines that come from Matt's mouth makes a warm burst of pride grow in Mohinder's chest. They move together, slow and steady, and Matt whispers nonsense against Mohinder's neck: praise and awe and love.
It's over too quickly for Mohinder as Matt spills inside him with a stilted grunt, his hips stilling as he pushes as deep inside Mohinder as he can get from this position. Mohinder can focus on it all so much more like this, without his own impending orgasm to distract him though the tingling need is beginning to grow.
"You're amazing," Matt pants against his skin, not withdrawing yet. Mohinder can feel it as he begins to soften inside him and the scientific side of him wants to grab a stopwatch and measure how long it will take Matt to recover this time. With his own strong stirrings of desire, Mohinder guesses that it won't be long at all until it is time for the next round between them.
Re: Matt/Mohinder, 60/84
Date: 2009-05-13 05:35 pm (UTC)Wow, it HURTS when my ovaries explode at this time of month...
OMGYAY. Supervirile!Matt ftw. And Momo all :nnghlfphi'mhalfasleepamhehgjfokaywantyounow: <3
LOVE!! Am already preparing a coupla monica pairings for you but won't be able to post till later...
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Date: 2009-05-19 11:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-05-19 11:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-05-19 11:13 pm (UTC)SEX POLLEN, YESSSS, LOVE THIS CLICHE