Original meme: HP-ize your fandom

[tiptoe39]

Original meme, shortly to be posted to fandom_memes.

In honor of Book 7, this week's meme is to Harry Potterize your fandom. Sort your fandom into HP houses. Say something amusing about what would happen to them at Hogwarts. What happens when they run into Death Eaters. Anything.

If you have more than one fandom, ask your flist to suggest a fandom for you to Harry Potterize.



The Sorting Hat reluctantly accepted Usagi into Gryffindor's sister House, Ryuugatana (Dragon sword) at Mahou Gakuin Juubanjutsu (Magical Academy Juuban spell), after thinking she'd do much better at the equivalent of Hufflepuff, Kappakami (Kappa bite). Everyone thought genius girl Ami would be in Tenguki (Bat demon's plot), where all the smart folks go. But she got into Ryuugatana too, along with the other usual suspects.

Rei is a genius at Divination, but after reducing the classroom to ashes during one session she is instructed to kindly refrain from going beyond tarot cards. Makoto loves Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures. Minako is the world's ditziest Seeker, but when she's good, she's very, very good.

When Usagi first met Mamoru, she couldn't believe he wasn't in Onikiba (Ogre claw), the house with the worst reputation for turning out Dark Wizards. But he's a Dragon like her - until Professor Beryl uses a particularly potent Imperius Curse on him, that is.



OK, I feel kind of dirty now...

But I'll do it again if you give me a fandom....

Comments

[archiveninja.livejournal.com]

Do Buffy! ^_^

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

Here's the deal: Maria Shriver? Total witch. You think Arnold actually got into office based on his sound policy? No, no, no. She's the head of the California-based U.S. National Spellcasters Agency, which, among other administrative tasks, runs the network of magic schools in the US known as the Mandrake League. Among those? Sunnydale, Calif.'s Sunspangle High, led by Headmaster (he prefers the word to Principal) Rupert Giles.

The school itself is rather cleverly disguised as a regular high school, with its share of normal teachers and students. But among the witches and wizards to wander its four houses, each named after an American-native magical beast- King Kong for the brave ones, Thunderbird for the smart ones, Sasquatch for the nice ones, and the loathed Sewer Gator - are several who have been to... well... the mouth of hell.

There's Buffy Summers, master of Defense Against the Dark Arts and pride of King Kong House. Her friend Willow is a smart witch from Thunderbird who's got a knack for Charms and Hexes but tends to bury herself in books. Xander, a Sasquatch, is infamous for being unable to control his broomstick. And, at least at first, Cordelia seemed like the ideal Sewer Gator-- but with the *real* baddies always swarming outside, Sunspangle can't afford to stick too closely to rivalries.

Buffy's hot for teacher - Professor Angel, that is, who teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts. It's too bad you can never tell whether he's friends or enemies with cranky old Potions professor Severus Spike.

....

...ok, that was the sound of my brain breaking...

[archiveninja.livejournal.com]

OH. That's just ... beautiful.

Severus Spike ... heeheeeheee ...

[ryokoblue.livejournal.com]

Hey you! Did you get my e-card? I wasn't sure I had your current email so I sent it to your LJ addy. I only ask because it's the most awesome card in the world and I wouldn't want you to miss out.

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

I got it, it got caught in my spam filter and I haven't gotten a chance to view it yet. I will see it as soon as I can. Thanks for the reminder.