fandom meme

[tiptoe39]

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

Comments

[boymommytotwo.livejournal.com]

maryjane from spiderman?

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

spiderman doesn't really count as a fandom for me, but.... i can do movieverse canon, I guess.


(a) 1. MJ secretly liked geeky!Peter even before the Big Change. He was always there for her when her family life got rough.
2. MJ hated her red hair until it started getting her acting jobs.
3. MJ would still rather get yelled at by a customer than panned by a critic.
(b) She. Cannot. Sing. Oh, my god, that was so painful. Then again, not a lot about Spidey III wasn't painful.
(c) "Go get 'em, Tiger."
(d) 1. She never took the acting lessons the soap opera people told her to take.
2. She never stood up to her father; she was too afraid of getting smacked around like her mother.
3. She never slept with Harry.
4. She never got over the fact that she screamed like a horror-movie heroine when she got in trouble; even though every time she got in trouble, she did it again.
5. She never did another musical.

[hanuueshe.livejournal.com]

Audrey Hanson from Heroes

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

(a) 1. She has daddy issues. Her low self-esteem speaks to it.
2. The superior officer who bitched her out is the person Audrey idolized for ages.
3. Audrey thought Ted was kind of cute, in a scruffy way.
(b) Crushing on a married man is not cool, yo.
(c) Anyone who can get Greg Grunberg in handcuffs is cool in my book.
(d) 1. She never seriously considered starting something with Matt. She's married to her job.
2. She never did figure out who the man was who leaked Ted's location to her.
3. She never blamed Ted for what he'd done to his wife.
4. She never suspected HRG or entirely believed Matt when he said he was sure HRG was housing Sylar.
5. She never was able to make Molly talk to her.

[not-last-resort.livejournal.com]

HRG from Heroes.

HRGstuff

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

(a) 1. He was the kind of kid in high school who was perfect at everything. The kind everyone hates.
2. Sandra is not only the great love of his life but the only one. He's had girlfriends but he was never in love before Sandra and will never be in love again. She's IT.
3. He is a thrill-seeker and used to play at extreme sports, the Bruce Wayne kind. Base jumping, skiing in the Alps, drag racing.
(b) You chose MOHINDER to help you take down the company? You teamed up with MATT and TED to take down Sylar? Why does your choice of partners SUCK SO HARD?
(c) Anyone who can appear in the pilot and turn immediately into a main character based on the strength of a scene in a taxicab is more badass than the rest. Never mind the rest of the cool shit he does.
(d) 1. HRG never met Adam Monroe. He doesn't know the full history of the company.
2. He never gave up hoping Sandra would someday have her own child.
3. He never even considered Claire anything less than a daughter from the moment he first held her, even when he told Kaito he wasn't good father material.
4. He never really hated West. It was all about keeping Claire down, and he wishes he hadn't been such an asshole about it.
5. He never admitted how much resentment he feels toward Claire's biological father for existing.