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I want to write and be read today. Is there anything I can write for yall? Leave commentfic prompts if you like.

I can't promise anything and whatever I write will be small but....

I'd just like to write something that isn't fivesentencesmut right now.

EDIT thanks guys... i'm mopey and slow so sorry i'm not goin thru these faster.

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Date: 2011-06-30 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com
I can do dark. I am PMS-y too.
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CRACK PORN FOR ALL

Date: 2011-07-01 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com
There are very very very few things that Lucifer, Michael, Zachariah, Raphael and Uriel have in common.

Actually, strike very, very few. There's one.

It's Dean Winchester.

Specifically, it's how much they hate that son of a bitch.

If it weren't for him, they'd all have gone about their destinies as planned. There would have been war, and death, and all those fantastically awful things that they'd been promised. And for someone it would have been paradise on earth. Maybe their side, maybe the other guy, who knew? But it would have been someone.

But now they're half dead, vengeful spirits of themselves, so to speak, but with insane amounts of power. And they come together now to speak with one voice, to speak one phrase:

Fuck Dean Winchester.

No, seriously, fuck him.

Which is why Uriel is slamming himself into that tight ass while Raphael is cheering him on, jacking off as he watches, and why Dean is currently choking on Zachariah's dick (yeah, how's that for an image for you) while Lucifer turns the screws on a really quite clever torture device somewhat similar to the one from The Princess Bride, but with suction cups in more interesting places.

Michael is serving drinks. He's too good for that nonsense. Being in Dean's body was supposed to go one way, and he'd rather not sully it with doing it another way. Besides. Adam's body. Incest and all that motherfucking shit.

Lucifer's machine dings; Dean's had another orgasm, the poor guy. Michael looks on with vague scientific interest as the machine drains his come and proceeds to torture his well-spent cock. At this point he's moaning like a whore, growling with something beyond hate or pain or pleasure or want, and when Zachariah's hips stutter and he comes, pulling out to paint Dean's face with it, Dean takes advantage of the momentary freedom to glare at Raphael. "You're next. Fill me up, you rat bastard. Unless you ain't big enough"

"Oh, no, he di-in't!" Zachariah singsongs. Uriel gives a laugh that becomes a groan as he hurtles toward his own climax. Dean takes it all as a challenge, shoving his hips backward to increase the depth of the penetration. Uriel gives a surprised gasp, and there's something of a vindictive smile on Dean's face.

Before his hair is grabbed and a cock is shoved in his mouth and then he's slurping away again like a professional.

Fuck Dean Winchester.

It's the best idea they've ever had.
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Re: CRACK PORN FOR ALL

Date: 2011-07-01 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com
i can't begin to tell you how much this makes me giggle. i'm SO GLAD. Really. <3 <3 <3 <3 It makes me cry with happiness to know that I made you happy in the midst of your pms. <3 <3 hang in there darling.

Re: CRACK PORN FOR ALL

Date: 2011-07-02 01:51 pm (UTC)
ladyjane: whipped cream and hand-cuffs. "Got Plans?" (Scream (Dean))
From: [personal profile] ladyjane
That is some screwed up shit right there. @_@ Yet, somehow, perfectly in character given the circumstances. I'm reminded of Slave-Bear of Cares-A-Lot.

Dean takes it all as a challenge
*nods* He would, wouldn't he?

I adore good crack!porn, and this is some of the best I've read in a long while. Still, I can't help wondering what's going to happen when Sam and Castiel show up. *wicked grin*

Re: CRACK PORN FOR ALL

Date: 2011-07-05 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com
Haha! I don't even wanna think about it!

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