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[tiptoe39]

Give me an AU and i will write a J2 kiss in that AU.

Inspired cause I read good J2 AUs yesterday.

You don't actually have to do this, but I had a whim.

EDIT: (O.o) o hai thar explosion of love!!! I will get to as many of these as I can. :D Feel free to run with a prompt if it gives you an idea too <3

EDIT 2: All prompts answered; prompting bar closed! *flops* Wow, you guys do work a girl hard <3 Hope you liked...

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"This is the day the clown cried."

"Suck it up, Padalecki. First off, you're not a clown, you're a moose. And that's sweat, not tears."

Jared tears off the moose head. "I've been in this thing for thirty minutes. It's 90 degrees out there, and I'm around kids so much I've lost the ability to swear. Tears are all I've got left."

Jensen grins at him, impassive, and dots a cool cloth across his forehead, mopping up the sweat. "I started as the damn squirrel, remember? I know the feeling."

"Well." Jared grins. "Thanks for the sympathy, then."

"Be nice to me." Jensen points a finger. "I'm the one leading you around by the arm. I could drag you straight into the fountain one of these days."

Jared grabs Jensen's hand in one big moosey paw. "Oh, please. Please do. So hot."

"I know I am," Jensen smirks.

"It's too bad you're not in this costume with me." Jared's eyebrows lift. "You could be even hotter."

Jensen slides the cloth against Jared's face again, smoothing off another layer of pouring sweat. "I'd rather have you out of the costume," he says. "Among other things."

Jared leans in and kisses him, and sweat notwithstanding, it's hardly the most awkward kiss they've ever had. The most awkward kiss they ever had involved moose antlers flopping around in Jensen's eyes.

Jensen arches against them. "Hm, I'm going to have to make sure the kids don't run into that."

"You can feel it through the suit?" Jared's eyes go wide.

"Hung like a moose." Jensen cracks a smile. "You're going to give me a furry fetish, you keep kissing me in the costume."

Jared hangs his head. "Oh, God, don't say that. There are kids out there."

"We're just a subversive threat to the innocence of the nation." Jensen laughs. "Get the hell out of that thing and let's hit the showers. You stink." He slaps Jared's moose belly and backs off, stripping off his shirt. It's been a long, hot day, but at least the company's good.

[sinnerforhire.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww! Banter! Furry fetish! Moose!Jared and his giant moosey paw! Soooooo much looooooooove for this!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥