Gravitation Christmas Carols

That's right, from the mind who brought you HYD Christmas Carols last year (Bah! the herald Junpei Sings, We Four Kings of Eitoku Are), here is my set of Gravitation Christmas Carols!

We can start with the simple We Three Boys of Bad Luck Are,
or move to K's favorite song, Bang! The Herald Magnum Sings.
OF course, one of my personal favorites is Tohma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.

But the true classics are:

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Hiro's straight,
Hiro's straight,
Hiro's all alone...
All his friends are gay men
and poor Hiro's on his oww----n!

and

(to the tune of the Hallelujah chorus)
YUUUUU-ki Eiri!
Heeeeee's a fairy!
Likes Shuichi! Kinda scary!
Yu-ki Ei-ri!!
EIIIII-ri Yuki!
Heeeeeee's so kooky!
Shot his namesake! Kinda spooky!
Ei-ri Yu-ki!!

MAHAHAHAHAH