SLASHIEST. EPISODE. EVER. (o hai heroes_meta)

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1) I don't care how the episode is. That Greg & Masi clip made it ALL worthwhile. <3 <3 <3 <3

2) Utusu speaks fluent Japanese. Who knew?

3) That's right, Mohinder, go up, up, and away to escape.... the flying man.

4) hedgehog39 sez of Papa Petrelli: "What a prick."

5) Oh, Sandra. You just go right on being proud of Claire staying strong. You don't know half the stupid shit she's done recently.

6) LYLE HAS THE BEST LINE OF THE FIRST SEGMENT. Oh, Lyle. I hope you get a superpower in Season Four. <3

7) Elle can has moar insulation plz? (Try some Claireblood-wrapped cable.)

8) OMG that Aflac commercial. That actress is SOOOO mad at her agent. "I thought you said I'd be in a superhero movie with Ben AFFLECK or I never would have TAKEN this stupid gig!!" *emo tear*

9) Love the "Carrie" shot on Claire as the show comes back from commercial.

10) LYLE OMG WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE IN THE BENNET FAMILY WHO'S NOT CLAIRE ROCKS SO HARD. Superpowers? Seriously, WAY overrated. Claire, you wanna get your mojo back, I think you SHOULD let Papa Petrelli zap you.

11) Courtesy of hedgehog39:
Elle: "I needed help. I didn't know where else to go...
Soooo, instead of knocking or calling ahead like a normal person, I broke in, flash-fried your little brother, knocked your electric bill through the roof, and checked my e-mail without permission."

12) Mohinder: "What could drive a father to do something so cruel?" ASK MOLLY YOU SUMBITCH.

13) Attagirl Maya. Back to normal life and that means rejecting Bugman.

14) Is that Uncle Junior from the Soprano's who's doing Pinehearst's tech? Seriously?

15) A serious note on Sendhil's acting: these days he snarls every time he talks. It's the same expression, the same growly sort of delivery. He used to have some subtlety and vulnerability. Now he's getting one-note. Oh, Mohinder. I think you may have to die. To save the world. Don't worry, we'll pickle you and put you for display in the Smithsonian.

16) hedgehog39 notes: how much power does a telekinetic have behind his telekinesis? Can Sylar lift a metric ton with his brain?

17) hedgehog39 sez:
Elle: "I'm leaving..." bits of myself everywhere, apparently.

18) Somewhere in Canada at a boarding school, Molly Walker wakes up to realize her nightmare man has gone off radar. And there is much rejoicing.

19) "Dishwashing liquid"? Oh, Sandra. Why are you so awesome.

20) MATT CALLS MOHINDER ajkfljeklajfeajflk;kal;fjkle;ajfklejaflkjkl;aejfkljfkl;ajfkla

:flatlines:

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21) Peter, how are you so stupid, seriously?

22) Oh, the Chest Button of Self-Righteousness! It pops! (Seriously, where was the superman insignia?)

23) "Hello, Mohinder."

AND HE JUMPS ON HIM

AND STRADDLES HIM

ejafkljkal;fjkleajfkl;jkal;fjek;lajfkl;aejfklke;afkl;af;

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24) OK, Matt? You are all man, and I love you. And I am wondering if I can get Daphne and you and Mohinder and Sylar to be all one big polyamorous family, because you're ALL meant to be with each other. THIS EPISODE IS RUINING MY ABILITY TO SHIP. Seriously, Heroes, your characters should just all be in one continuous orgy.

25) Flint: "YAY I GOT A LINE."

26) Sylar.... can't possibly be stupid enough to fall for th...
...what? Who am I kidding? This is Heroes we're discussing. SIGH.

27) Oh, with the hand-holding and the snarky girls and the OMG, this is totally the slashiest episode ever. I am going to start shipping Elle and Claire, I swear to God.

28) I've totally figured it out. Angela Petrelli is dumbing down her sons by her sheer proximity. It's an undiscovered facet of her power. That's why Nathan is actually acting somewhat intelligent.

29) hedgehog39 sez: "Oh no, Depowered Peter only has his wits to rely on... ... ...
ohhhhh, shit."

30) "I'm kicking them down." MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE PASDAR. fjekalfj;.

31) Whenever I see that set in Africa, especially with Hiro and Ando there, I can't help but think it's some sort of United Colors of Benetton ad.

32) My theory on Arthur Petrelli? He's trying to pull a Jet-Li-in-"The-One"-cum-Akira thing. "I will possess all the powers in the wooooorrrrrrrllld!" And then he will lose control of his body and swell to the size of a football stadium and...

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

Yeah.

All in all, a squee-worthy slashfest of an episode. And I need a transcript of the call Matt made to Mohinder, plz.