tiptoe39: a girl with magical powers should never be taken lightly (don't even)
tiptoe39 ([personal profile] tiptoe39) wrote2011-06-30 01:44 pm
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turn that frown upside down

I want to write and be read today. Is there anything I can write for yall? Leave commentfic prompts if you like.

I can't promise anything and whatever I write will be small but....

I'd just like to write something that isn't fivesentencesmut right now.

EDIT thanks guys... i'm mopey and slow so sorry i'm not goin thru these faster.

[identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Dean Winchester's Ode to Pie

Pie is delicious.
It's delicious when it's apple.
It's delicious when it's blueberry.
It's delicious when it's cherry, and no I don't mean that kind, but yeah, well, that kind too.

It's delicious when you eat it with your hands.
It's delicious on the end of a fork.
It's delicious hanging off an angel's lips, with the taste of his mouth just beneath the taste of the whipped cream.
(Her mouth. I mean her mouth. Of course.)

It's delicious when you bite off a big piece.
It's delicious with each little nibble.
It's delicious licked off an elbow or fingers or sometimes a thigh, with crumbs everywhere so you've got salty and sweet at the same time.
And it's delicious when you're not the one doing the licking.
(Shut up, Sam, I'm pouring my heart out in epic poetry here.)

Pie is delicious in every flavor, on every plate, and eaten with every topping and utensil you can imagine.
And on every body part.
And... yes, God damn it, all right, it's delicious when I'm fucking sucking it off Castiel's cock, OK? Are you happy now? For crap's sake, Sam!
(...Sam?
What's that look for?
Wait, you didn't...
you didn't know?)

Aw, crap.
I'll be right back.
Just... leave me a slice of the damn pie, OK?


*applause*
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[identity profile] morganoconner.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
XD XD XD

Oh my god, how are you so awesome?

[identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
you inspire me.

[identity profile] princess-aleera.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh God, this killed me. XDDDDDDDD


*rolls on the floor*

[identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry about the killing :)

[identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Eee! Thank you!!

[identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
hee, thanks!
ladyjane: whipped cream and hand-cuffs. "Got Plans?" (Boyz in da Impala)

[personal profile] ladyjane 2011-07-02 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO

Perfect Dean voice -- and poor Sam, blindsided by teh gay angel lurv. :D

[identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe, he just needs a minute to adjust <3