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Weird tippy is weird
Give me an AU and i will write a J2 kiss in that AU.
Inspired cause I read good J2 AUs yesterday.
You don't actually have to do this, but I had a whim.
EDIT: (O.o) o hai thar explosion of love!!! I will get to as many of these as I can. :D Feel free to run with a prompt if it gives you an idea too <3
EDIT 2: All prompts answered; prompting bar closed! *flops* Wow, you guys do work a girl hard <3 Hope you liked...
Inspired cause I read good J2 AUs yesterday.
You don't actually have to do this, but I had a whim.
EDIT: (O.o) o hai thar explosion of love!!! I will get to as many of these as I can. :D Feel free to run with a prompt if it gives you an idea too <3
EDIT 2: All prompts answered; prompting bar closed! *flops* Wow, you guys do work a girl hard <3 Hope you liked...
I HOPE YOU'VE READ PEPPER'S SVD FIC. XD
Jared is that rarest of animals: a male slash fan. He's in love with Scott Caan and wants to see My Two Dads-style domestic drama in the second season. Every other minute he's taking the piss out of Jensen for being such a macho man about it all. "It's chemistry," he says, "chemistry!"
"Sorry, is this a Gossip Girl con?" Jensen retorts, sly smile on his face. "What show have you been watching?"
"The one with the bantering supposedly heterosexual life-mates who can't leave each other alone," Jared says. "You know, that one."
"Sounds like real life right now," Jensen mutters.
At the time it's said, it is awkward enough to shut them both up for a good hour. But then Daniel Dae Kim is signing autographs, and he complimented Jensen's thumb ring, and damned if Jensen isn't pleased as punch about that.
"Thought you were saving yourself for Alex," Jared says with a smirk.
"He's badass, too," Jensen says, but he's smiling a little too hard to pretend he isn't over-the-moon happy about it. Happy enough, even, to admit later that Danny is basically Steve's work wife, and that yeah, Danny's pretty badass too, when you get right down to it.
"And he HEARTS Steve," Jared points out as they lie on Jensen's hotel room bed late that night and rewatch the Season 1 DVD.
"Yes," Jensen murmurs, taking the last swig from the fourth beer bottle and angling in to press against Jared's chest. "Yes, he does."
"You're so drunk," Jared says, drinking in Jensen's beer breath and praying to the gods for control.
"You gonna take advantage of me?" Jensen's lips are pressing against his chin, working their way up.
"Think you're the one taking advantage of me," Jared murmurs. And as if to prove his point, Jensen swings his leg over to straddle Jared's waist, breathing down into his face, eyes half-lidded. Jared lets out a long breath. "Jesus, Jensen, don't do this to me, I can't--"
Too late. Beer lips heavy on his, sweet as syrup, heavy and unyielding. Jared groans, pulls Jensen down onto him and kisses back hard, tongue snaking into Jensen's mouth to taste him, greedily, before Jensen comes to his senses. But Jensen never does, Jensen just bears down on him harder, one hand tugging at his hair, groaning and grinding. Jared leans back and just lets Jensen take the lead.
In the morning, naked, hung over Jensen comes to himself, "Oh, my God," he says, and hides under the blankets.
"Jensen?" Jared's heart gives a painful twinge.
The voice is muffled through the sheet. "Last night was--"
Oh God, here it comes. Last night was a mistake. Last night was nothing, it meant nothing. Last night never happened as far as I'm concerned.
Jensen squints as he peeks out from behind the blanket. But he's grinning. "Last night was badass."
Re: I HOPE YOU'VE READ PEPPER'S SVD FIC. XD
You.
You.
YOU.
You, my dear, are BADASS. And I adore you forever.
p.s. Jensen would totally be a Steve!girl like me :P
Re: I HOPE YOU'VE READ PEPPER'S SVD FIC. XD
*flails more*
*continues flailing*
*falls over*
Sorry, nothing constructive to say. Too busy flailing.