I've never done this before, so, crossing fingers that this is ok.
Imagine the below as a sequence which happened off screen after 5.19.
Dean is lying on his back on a lush, red-satin covered round bed, eating chocolates out of a black box while watching porn on large, flat screen TV monitor hanging on the opposing wall.
Yes, this is a dream.
Dean is a very happy boy and so is the panting guy on the screen. 'Damn that guy is flexible, I wonder if I could do that..' is the stream of thought running through his head as he pops one dark melting round after another, his every pore purring with satisfaction.
All of a sudden, he finds himself hanging onto a gigantic tree branch in the middle of the biggest damn forest he'd ever seen - much much bigger trees than the ones at the Cleveland Botanical Gardens and wait.. did he just see a blue flash?
'Where the hell am I? What is this place? How did I get here?' he thinks to himself as he concentrates on not letting go of the really big, really thick branch of the ridiculously big tree that he absolutely was not, not ever, going to look down to check, how big. Dean does not like heights. Which probably explained his lack of overwhelming rapture when he first got to Heaven, Dean never did like the idea of being above ground - way above ground - so high... (yeah, ok, a bit too much late night secret indulging in watching 'Into the Woods' before I go to bed, he thinks)
And then Dean hears a loud screech and he lifts his head to see ... a dragon?
A very large, very red and really really scary looking dragon land right in front of him and Dean thinks really really fast as his fingers start getting slippery with sweat and the big gaping mouth starts to draw closer.
'O God, forget my previous comments and please, please do not take back my free 'return to life' cards and I swear, no really, solemnly swear, like on my pie swear, that I'll never ever - well maybe sometimes just a little - no never, promise on my pinky swear, ever complain about you, to you, or to anyone else ever again. Amen.'
Dean is good at speed thinking. He is also good at recognizing faces and he thinks that he can recognize the ferrety features peaking behind the really big, and red, and slobbering open mouth of the dragon and he thinks, 'I know that dude and I'm going to kill him as soon as I can get my fingers to let go of this really nice and really thick and pleasantly knobbly and not too mossy branch' but what he actually says is,
'Why the hell are you blue?'
And Gabriel, because yes, of course it was him, comes off the dragon and steps between Dean and the big red gaping mouth ('O thank god!' thinks Dean and at the same time, because he was just that awesome, 'I'll kill that son of a bitch, I know this is all his fault!') and says,
'And a happy smurfastic day to you too pumpkin. Can't you recognise a N'avi when you see one?' as he turns around preening, to give Dean a full eyeful of the ten feet tall blue gigantic body - very nearly naked body, Dean wants to emphasize, most emphatically, with a teeny tiny bit of leather which really did not cover the back part, at all properly.
'No, I don't know what a N'avi is. I don't care what a N'avi is. I want to know why I'm here and how I can get back.' is what Dean spits out with a glower - Dean is very good at glowers and this one was at least a seven on the smoldering, sizzling and soulful glow, fully aware that he was only playing into Gabriel's self aggrandizing, overly dramatic, and purely evil sense of humor.
***
and the scene would continue on to establish how Gabriel survived etc but really all I had to do was to show that he finished... right? This may already be too long to post.
And without further ado, I direct you to Puck, who is guest starring to wrap this up, (Shakespeare always did have the best endings..)
If we shadows have offended, Think but this and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear.
Gone to Pandora
Imagine the below as a sequence which happened off screen after 5.19.
Dean is lying on his back on a lush, red-satin covered round bed, eating chocolates out of a black box while watching porn on large, flat screen TV monitor hanging on the opposing wall.
Yes, this is a dream.
Dean is a very happy boy and so is the panting guy on the screen. 'Damn that guy is flexible, I wonder if I could do that..' is the stream of thought running through his head as he pops one dark melting round after another, his every pore purring with satisfaction.
All of a sudden, he finds himself hanging onto a gigantic tree branch in the middle of the biggest damn forest he'd ever seen - much much bigger trees than the ones at the Cleveland Botanical Gardens and wait.. did he just see a blue flash?
'Where the hell am I? What is this place? How did I get here?' he thinks to himself as he concentrates on not letting go of the really big, really thick branch of the ridiculously big tree that he absolutely was not, not ever, going to look down to check, how big. Dean does not like heights. Which probably explained his lack of overwhelming rapture when he first got to Heaven, Dean never did like the idea of being above ground - way above ground - so high... (yeah, ok, a bit too much late night secret indulging in watching 'Into the Woods' before I go to bed, he thinks)
And then Dean hears a loud screech and he lifts his head to see ... a dragon?
A very large, very red and really really scary looking dragon land right in front of him and Dean thinks really really fast as his fingers start getting slippery with sweat and the big gaping mouth starts to draw closer.
'O God, forget my previous comments and please, please do not take back my free 'return to life' cards and I swear, no really, solemnly swear, like on my pie swear, that I'll never ever - well maybe sometimes just a little - no never, promise on my pinky swear, ever complain about you, to you, or to anyone else ever again. Amen.'
Dean is good at speed thinking. He is also good at recognizing faces and he thinks that he can recognize the ferrety features peaking behind the really big, and red, and slobbering open mouth of the dragon and he thinks, 'I know that dude and I'm going to kill him as soon as I can get my fingers to let go of this really nice and really thick and pleasantly knobbly and not too mossy branch' but what he actually says is,
'Why the hell are you blue?'
And Gabriel, because yes, of course it was him, comes off the dragon and steps between Dean and the big red gaping mouth ('O thank god!' thinks Dean and at the same time, because he was just that awesome, 'I'll kill that son of a bitch, I know this is all his fault!') and says,
'And a happy smurfastic day to you too pumpkin. Can't you recognise a N'avi when you see one?' as he turns around preening, to give Dean a full eyeful of the ten feet tall blue gigantic body - very nearly naked body, Dean wants to emphasize, most emphatically, with a teeny tiny bit of leather which really did not cover the back part, at all properly.
'No, I don't know what a N'avi is. I don't care what a N'avi is. I want to know why I'm here and how I can get back.' is what Dean spits out with a glower - Dean is very good at glowers and this one was at least a seven on the smoldering, sizzling and soulful glow, fully aware that he was only playing into Gabriel's self aggrandizing, overly dramatic, and purely evil sense of humor.
***
and the scene would continue on to establish how Gabriel survived etc but really all I had to do was to show that he finished... right? This may already be too long to post.
And without further ado, I direct you to Puck, who is guest starring to wrap this up, (Shakespeare always did have the best endings..)
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.