Ok, now here's a fic that needs to happen: Luke, Lyle, and Jeremy. Luke and Jeremy fight and Lyle is their battleground. Luke and Jeremy have both had hard lives and Lyle knows what it's like to be ignored and marginalized and perversely knows exactly what a good relationship should have. *purses lips* Damn it, I did it to myself this time.

(Beep, beep, all aboard the pedovan!)